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Oh Meor…

In Bahasa Perak, me, monolog, nothin, thoughts on June 5, 2008 at 8:43 pm

IMPORTANT : IT is one too many…

From my observation, people love to be told things that they aren’t aware of… And they don’t like it if it’s the other way around… But I don’t mind… Known or not, never mind…

Hence, this post is for me, because I think everyone has already aware of this perfectly… If you still want to read it… You are most welcomed…

Oh Meor…

Why do you prefer to pick and choose when it came wholesome?… It’s complete for the past, for now and even for the future… It’ll never become obsolete… Why?

Teman tau le… Tapi kalo nak ikut die betoi-betoi… Payoh beno ghasenye…

Idok aih… Mane ade susohnye… Mau tak mau je…

Oh Meor…

Why do you still look at that? I know it’s small… But li’l by li’l it’s gonna be big… Don’t you remember? Sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit…

Maen Pokemon lagi baguih…

Oh Meor… 

Do you realize how long has it been since you last read it? Too long that you can’t even remember, right?

Oh Meor…

Just one mouth but you talk too much, too loud of things better left unsaid… Of things too trivial and superficial…

Hmm, maleh la nak bisin-bisin…

Kubo sendiri, sendiri mau jage la kan?


Random…

In Bahasa Perak, Him, me, plagiarized, thoughts on May 30, 2008 at 11:09 am

Alhamdulillah… Chemistry finally came to its end, well, as far as A Level is concerned… I bet there’ll be more Chemistry ahead… Waiting for me somewhere (If I manage to get there)…

So how did it (the practical paper) went? I can say it went wrong now… I can say it went well too… But in the end, the result that will come out later that matters… Like Najib (bukan Najib Razak, tapi Awang Najib) said, “Tengoklah result nanti”…

Today I want to talk about nothing in specific… Well, generally what I’m gonna write is about a man’s/woman’s worth… And what determines it?

First of all, I’m going to clarify that man/his/him that I’m gonna use beyond this point doesn’t refer solely to man… Where applicable, it might be used to represent both sexes… I’m no sexist… I’m just too lazy to write man/woman, his or her, him or her, he or she… So bear with it…

K, back to business…

Let us calculate the composition of a standard human body… 60% of the human body is water… The remaining 40% consists of proteins which are largely made of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, traces of phosphorus, calcium, zinc, copper and nitrogen… This 40% is used to form our eyeball, muscles, organs and brains…

I noticed that most of the materials needed are free…  Water, carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen are all free… The rest all can be obtained or bought from Pasar Malam… Some spinach and lettuce will do… If we buy in bulk, the seller might introduce some discount due to second degree price discrimination (may not make sense to anyone, but this is what a friend (future accountant) told me)… So instead of RM 220, we may end up spending only RM200…

Due ghatoih(ratus)? Mughoh beno… Kambeng kat kampong teman pon lagi mahe(mahal)… Sekor, lime ghatoih(ratus)…

What then, is the worth of a person in this world? Like Osama Laden, is it $25 million (Due to his bounty)? Or maybe $250 million for David Beckham (His L.A. Galaxy contract)? Is Beckham then, worth more than any other person in this world? Is Beckham any better than a doctor who saves lives… Or is he any better than a biotechnologist who will design a cure for AIDS (Insyaallah)? What is Beckham’s worth when compared to a teacher? No… They are incomparable…

Conclusively… I guess you all know already what’s the worth of a man… It’s obvious… And I hope you all are aware we can never say that “I’m better than him…” or it’s permutations… And I also hope that you know that our measure of someone’s worth is worthless compared to His measurement…

Oh Lord, forgive me, for I have sinned…

Two More To Go!!!

In Bahasa Perak, announcement, event, me, self pity, thoughts, you on May 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Alhamdulillah, at least three things went fine today, if not all… (One is still going on while I’m writing this)…

Oh lord, alhamdulillah for giving me the consciousness and sensibility to check and re-check my answers…

On both occasions (Chemistry P4 and M1), there were ten minutes left and by then only I realized my mistakes… Coincidence? Nah… God doesn’t play with coincidences…

I have nothing to say actually… Today is uneventful, excluding things that I prefer to keep to myself… Except for Miss (walaupon sebenonye die doh kawen) Shree reminded me to spread the words that as reaction kinetics didn’t come out today it might (no promises) come out later in the next paper…

Looking at the nature of reaction kinetics, it’s highly likely that it’s popular to come out as a practical question… (This is my just humble opinion, NOT Miss Shree’s, k?… So kalau nak maghoh(marah) nanti, maghoh teman… Usoh(usah) maghoh Miss Shree) However, she also reminded me (and all of you too) to not neglect other things as well… Be prepared for everything but be extra prepared for reaction kinetics…

This timid blog has little to no ability to spread the words… So if you guys don’t mind, please tell other people so that they can benefit from this information too, k?…

Why?

Chup! Coca-Cola~ Yeah~

In Bahasa Perak, health, me, thoughts on May 26, 2008 at 2:09 am

Tak nak!!!

One night… Two friends went to the vending machine… They then bought a canned tea and a can of Coca-Cola… Both of them went back to enjoy their drinks…

Then come another friend of theirs… The one who’s having Coca-Cola offered him the drink… Suddenly he said… I felt guilty drinking this… The one who’s offering it asked, “Why?”

He then said about Coca-Cola contributing some of their profits in helping Israel in building their military might… He said that he felt like he’s killing and hurting Palestinians for every penny spent on Coca-Cola… He ended up declining the offer…

Hehe… That’s what happened tonight in my chalet… Mior refused my offer because of the fear of hurting fellow Muslim brothers and sisters… This event really made me think… Very deeply… Next, came guilt…

Before this, I’ve received e-mail about boycotting American products for they have links with Israel… Honestly, I never took them by heart… Because no one ever did what Mior did to me and to himself… He declined my offer and stated the reasons… Right on my face!!! I guess, this is one of the many lessons learned the hard way… hehe…

Thanks Mior… Thanks soooooo very much!!!

I then googled about this… Just to seek information on this issue… To make things clear… Here are my findings…

What should I do? Should I trust Snopes which has been very helpful up till now? Or should I trust and official statement by Coca-Cola? Or should I trust the alternatives?                                                                   
Boleh je kalau Snopes tu nak tipu… Kalau tak betul la cerite ni, orang takkan bising kot…

I find this situation largely political… It’s amazing to see how people make everything political you know? Global warming, war, food shortage, natural disaster and now a beverage named Coca-Cola…                            
If the fact that Coke may have made Palestinians suffer still can’t stop you from consuming it, let’s look at what happen when you drink Coca-Cola… According to science… Perhaps you’ll consider not drinking Coke anymore… I found this when I was looking for evidence that Coca-Cola supports Israel… Which made me think even more…                                                                                                                                                  
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.                                                                                                                              
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)                                   
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.                                                                                                                           
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.                                                                                         
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.                                                                                                           
>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.                                                                                                                             
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.                                                                                      
Tak kesoh le… Pase Israel ke, pase bahaya ke… Teman berazam beno nak ghentikan minom ayo coke ni…
Nothing excessive is good…